"When you find me up at 2 AM clutching a book to my chest and weeping, make me a cup of tea and hold me"
"Because I'm the Spider. Because my retirement's been a fucking bore. Because you asked me to do a job, and I never go back on my word. Because we're friends, in a weird sort of way. But mainly because nobody deserves to be treated like this--except the bastards who live here." I paused to let the cold venom seep back into my tone. "And you can believe that I'm not leaving this place until every single one of them is dead."